We have the worst traveling miracle-woman ever. First of all, Aurora charges eighty bucks a miracle, and then she ruins your life.
Jerry asked for love and Aurora poked his eye out. Kevin asked to get into shape and she killed his dog. Seriously.
I asked them if they wanted to get even, but Jerry’s too busy dating the ER nurse who treated his eye, and Kevin got a new dog who’s so frisky he has to walk him twice a day. So he’s got no time.
Come to think of it, maybe I should scrape together some miracle money.
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I think you should run a mile from this woman. Okay, may be luck will turn around, but what if it doesn’t?
A sweet and quirky tale
Her miracles come in some strange ways, don’t they? Love the sense of irony. I come away smiling. Thank you.
I’ll take my miracles without the trauma, thanks 🙂
That is an interesting story, David. But, I have known folks who found a better life after tragedy. Well done.
My advice: stay away from that campfire!