Derpetology If you’re going to adopt a kid, don’t adopt a sentient Burmese python. In retrospect, I blame myself. And the Omnibiocorp marketing department. “Come inside, Jimmy! It’s cold out.” “Nooo! I’m having fun!” “Don’t be stupid, you’re cold-blooded.” “I’mmm ffffiiinneee.” “Don’t be a dumb-cloaca, Jimmy! I can’t carry you inside with my bad back….