The B.U.G. (Big Unfriendly Giant)
Bus ticket to Mount Crius Park: $15.60
Snacks for six-hour hike where I found the BUG: $6.35.
Search and rescue efforts after he took me to his cave: $38,500.
Collect call to my parents at rest stop after escaping: $2.36.
Cost of his following me home:
Rest stop shelter: $65,800
Fifteen cars: $410,498
Fire hydrant: $6210
Hedge: $377
Our back shed: $825
Therapy bills of witnesses: $5100
Bullets fired by police: $25.62
Medical bills for police: $84,732.34
Expression of bullies who met us going to school the next day: Priceless?
No, there will be a price eventually.
Worth it?
Definitely.
This takes off the BFG, by Roald Dahl, plus old Mastercard commercials.
The Green-Walled Treehouse 
This is a riot David. That bug gave the term, bugged all new meaning.
Worth it?
Definitely.
This is one of your VERY BEST. 🙂
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Dear David,
Tell me more. Who doesn’t love seeing a bully get what’s coming to him. Thanks for the intriguing photo. 😉
Shalom,
Rochelle
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I did take that concept a bit from the end of Neverending Story, but yeah, good karma. 🙂
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Priceless, indeed. I’m surprised the therapy bills were not more.
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