The B.U.G. (Big Unfriendly Giant)
Bus ticket to Mount Crius Park: $15.60
Snacks for six-hour hike where I found the BUG: $6.35.
Search and rescue efforts after he took me to his cave: $38,500.
Collect call to my parents at rest stop after escaping: $2.36.
Cost of his following me home:
Rest stop shelter: $65,800
Fifteen cars: $410,498
Fire hydrant: $6210
Our back shed: $825
Therapy bills of witnesses: $5100
Bullets fired by police: $25.62
Medical bills for police: $84,732.34
Expression of bullies who met us going to school the next day: Priceless?
No, there will be a price eventually.
This takes off the BFG, by Roald Dahl, plus old Mastercard commercials.